10 reasons people are better than chimps

Aside from the obvious things like electricity and houses and religion and iPhones and all that, here are the top 10 reasons people are better than chimps.



“This is MY dream.” said the man. “I don’t have to be afraid of you, creeping creature dwelling in my own private kingdom. If I close my eyes, you disappear, forgotten, fallen. This world begins and ends with me!”