“Who is Paul Ewbank?t-rex4
Why is he in my house?
Actually, who cares.”

Haiku by Dr. John Ewbank




535395-chocobo_baby“Paul Ewbank is a moron who doesn’t know how to write.”

Liz Ewbank







“Paul is the greatest writer I have ever met!!!”

Jon Snow (seriously- that’s the feedback I got from one of my jobs and that was really his name)



totoro“The bassist looks like a scared puppy. Get some facial expressions bro!”

Warwick University Battle of the Bands 2011 Judge comment






“Life Worship Rockstar award presented to Paul Ewbank for your excellent facial expressions while playing your instrument”

Life Worship leadership team, 2015